Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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