So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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