I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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