I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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