i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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