I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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