So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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