told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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