Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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