Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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