just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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