i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I understand Curling. That high.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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