Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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