i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
