I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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