How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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