I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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