Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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