Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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