now i know why i became what i already was.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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