Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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