very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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