Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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