Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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