Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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