i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Randomize
