I need help removing her.
Its about making memories worth repressing
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
