How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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