I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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