Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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