What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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