I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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