i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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