the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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