i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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