It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
it's like heaven, but drunker
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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