No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Randomize
