No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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