If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
and she was petting her beer can
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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