school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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