I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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