I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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