Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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