omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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