He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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