Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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