Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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