i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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