thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I understand Curling. That high.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
