carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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