I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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