he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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